“This wife was laid off before summer, and has status-updated us all on getting unemployment, and all of the daytime TV shows she’s watching. During one of her updates yesterday her husband responded with a plea for her to get a J-o-b. Hilarious. Apparently their friends thought so too.” - anonymous
Look At These Fucking Archaeologists
Apparently Williamsburg fashion circa 2009 comes straight out of the Badlands circa Jurassic Park. Note the sunglasses, plaids, high-waisted denim jeans, messenger bag, and the mullet haircut on the dude in the back. Even the guy working the dino ultrasound is sporting one of those Gestapo-style buzzed-on-the-side-parted-on-the-top haircuts that tall hipsters in my neighborhood like wearing.
Ours was definitely by the press. The day after our label started sending them out for review they showed up on torrents/blogs.
which one are you?
(via alexmason)
Why do so many girls from my graduating class have babies? The white trash ones I can understand, same with the mormons and christians. It’s a shock to see none of the above pregnant. Most of them belong on whythefuckdoyouhaveakid?
Life feels so fucking pointless sometimes. I wish I was a cowboy.
My new favorite tumblr.
I was so busy lurking Tumblr and listening to Rhian Sheehan “Standing In Silence” that I was unable to continue reading Godless for the second time. They are both amazing. Check them both out!
